BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court rules 8-1 against a lawsuit from a woman, alleging that unattractive women have been regularly discriminated against because they are systematically denied jobs as receptionists. The only dissenting voice was Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, but she refused to write the minority opinion, citing that her personal experience on this issue is embarrassing and irrelevant.
Did Justice Kagan not understand what the suit was about?