BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A federal judge has ordered the IRS to explain “under oath” how the agency lost a trove of emails from the official at the heart of the Tea Party targeting scandal. U.S. District Judge Emmet G. Sullivan gave the tax agency 30 days to file a declaration by an “appropriate official” to address the computer issues with ex-official Lois Lerner. Unconfirmed reports are that Lerner was last seen boarding a plane, after an unnamed man bought her a one way ticket to stay with some of his friends in Kenya until things cool down.