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BREAKING NEWS – Nashville, Tennessee – The Grand Old Opry reopens after some devastating flooding in May. The mayor of Nashville Karl Dean, stated that the amount of repairing and remodeling that was done, has shown the entire nation the dedication and resourcefulness of hillbillies.
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Evidently the mayor was misquoted and hillbillies have taken over this site. 🙂
Hillbillies have taken over this site? How would you like it if I hit you with my banjo?!?!