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BREAKING NEWS – Laredo, Texas – An unnamed border agent stated that hundreds of thousands of dollars are donations are pouring in daily, specifically to transport all of the illegal immigrants from the southern border to Washington, D.C., to stay in the U.S. Capitol Building. Each person is given a sleeping bag, a pillow, and some earplugs just in case politicians are on the floor doing their usual grandstanding.