BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House investigators said Tuesday that the computer hard drive of ex-agency official Lois Lerner — a key figure in the IRS targeting scandal — was only “scratched,” not irreparably damaged, as Americans have been led to believe. Her attorney said that the inaccurate information relayed to the public was not her fault, because Lerner genuinely thought it was destroyed, based on what she was told by her subordinates that was ordered by her to rent a steamroller.