BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – In what police are calling the combination of a smooth talking salesman and a number of gullible customers, has launched an investigation. After the National Weather Service announced that Hawaii was going to be hit by two tropical storms for the first time in 22 years, an employee at an auto parts store sold hundreds of what he called “newly invented tires” that could be used to drive from Hawaii to California to avoid Hurricane Iselle, and Hurricane Julio. According to police, the deception got even worse when the employee persuaded the misguided customers to also buy an unnecessary warranty.