BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – The 9th annual Gay Games has now begun at the Quicken Loans Arena in downtown Cleveland and will continue through Aug. 16. The newest event which has drawn a lot of controversy is boxing, where men and women compete against each other. So far, many of the men that participated in this event, left the ring crying uncontrollably, complaining that women were entirely too rough, whereas the women responded by saying that the men were either simply embarrassed or “too gay”, because most of them got knocked out in the first round.