BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Despite the fact that Whole Foods Market claims customers have been asking the chain to sell rabbit meat for years, protestors are coming out in droves against the pilot program. Rabbit meat has been available in a limited number of stores in Northern California and the D.C. metro area for a few months. Despite the fact that national franchise maintains that the rabbits they sell are bred sustainably, animal activists are incensed at the new program. Rabbit.org who maintains the “Activist Corner” where concerned individuals can get information on leafleting about the welfare of animals, says that Whole Foods Market CEO Walter E Robb IV has been rarely seen or heard in public, plus a team of private investigators have discovered that his birth name is Elmer Fudd.