BREAKING NEWS – Summervile, South Carolina – A 16-year-old Summerville High School student has been arrested and suspended after writing about killing a dinosaur using a gun. Alex Stone said he and his classmates were told in class to write a few sentences about themselves, and he wrote a fictional paragraph about killing his neighbor’s pet dinosaur. His mother was outraged and said the school “overreacted with this political correctness nonsense”, but district officials maintained that they are all inclusive, and was concerned that Alex’s words might be offensive to the Flintstones.