BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – A nonpartisan government watchdog agency is now stating that the Pentagon broke the law when it swapped five Taliban leaders for Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl earlier this year. The Government Accountability Office, in a legal opinion issued at the request of congressional lawmakers, said the Defense Department violated the law by failing to notify key Capitol Hill committees at least 30 days in advance. The Surgeon General Boris D. Lushniak uncharacteristically weighed in by stating in part, “that all parties involved in the decision were collectively so stupid, that is extremely likely that they have mental health issues, but I cannot be certain without meeting and interviewing them individually.”