BREAKING NEWS – Wolfeboro, New Hampshire – Political analysts appear to be unanimous regarding Mitt Romney making a run at the White House in 2016. In 2012 the former candidate and devout Mormon was accused of not being “tough enough” and somewhat sheepish as the reason why he lost. However political analysts believe his attempt to gain some “street creds” is misguided, after Romney recently admitting that he secretly started a rumor that he regularly watches MMA fights, listens to “gangsta rap”, and regularly steals office products… from his own office.