BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – An unusual incident happened after two women in a same sex marriage stated their wedding vows. They both acknowledged that they were fully aware of the reputation of wives nagging and/or talking too much, so to display their level of commitment to each other and to the shock of the guests, they simultaneously yanked out each other’s tongue. While being rushed to the hospital in an ambulance as both of them bled profusely, paramedics were trying to ascertain exactly what happened, but couldn’t understand what they were saying.