BREAKING NEWS – London, England – A self-described “armchair detective” and a Finnish molecular biologist have claimed to have discovered the identity of the serial killer known as Jack the Ripper, who brutally murdered at least five prostitutes in the East End of London in the autumn of 1888. A report in the Mail on Sunday names the killer as Aaron Kosminski, a Jewish Polish-born immigrant who lived in the East End and would have been 23 years old at the time of the murders. Molecular biologist Dr. Jari Louhelainen stated that not only does he have DNA evidence, Kosminski was known at that time to have hated women, and his financial records also prove that he regularly maxed out his credit cards ordering a variety of knives through QVC and HSN.