BREAKING NEWS – Plano, Texas – Pizza Hut is now testing their new pizza in U.S. markets in an attempt to regain its footing against competitors. “All of the toppings will remain the same and the focus will be on the crust”, said Doug Terfehr, a spokesman for the international franchise. He further explained that, “Because pizzas are often left out all night without being refrigerated, the following morning it will taste like it was just delivered, because the new crust will be comprised of 50% cardboard.”