BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – President Hosni Mubarak now states that he will step down, providing that the government informs him in writing, how long his unemployment benefits will last.
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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – President Hosni Mubarak now states that he will step down, providing that the government informs him in writing, how long his unemployment benefits will last.
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