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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder announces his resignation. As far as his future, he explained that he intends to be on television sometime next spring, because based on his performance over the past six years, he has been offered his own shows on MSNBC and Comedy Central.