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BREAKING NEWS – Monte Piana, Italy – Nine people were photographed being suspended for hours in hammocks high above the northern Italian Alps near Misurin. They are part of a growing group of thrill seekers with mental health issues, that are trying to determine the best way to relax if you’re also suicidal.