BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – A NASA-backed study explores an innovative way to dramatically cut the cost of a human expedition to Mars — put the crew in stasis. The deep sleep, called torpor, would reduce astronauts’ metabolic functions with existing medical procedures. So far, the only problems they have run into are “trust issues” between the three. Because in recent tests, anytime one of them wakes up first, the other two were subjected to having unflattering images of them later posted on youtube, or outright robbed.