BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – The city of Houston has issued subpoenas demanding a group of pastors turn over any sermons dealing with homosexuality, gender identity or Annise Parker, the city’s first openly lesbian mayor. And those ministers who fail to comply could be held in contempt of court. Parker stated that her goal is to make it illegal for pastors to teach that homosexuality is wrong and to never use any biblical references to Sodom and Gomorrah. She also wanted the ninth commandment regarding lying removed from all bibles, because encouraging people to embrace that standard would stifle her campaign speeches.