BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In October of this year, Transportation Security Administration screeners confiscated 181 firearms in carry-on bags at airport screening points around the country, and last week a total 41 guns were removed from the possession of passengers. The most common reason the passengers used for bringing the weapons were, just in case their luggage was lost, they would brandish the firearm in front of the clerk at baggage claim to expedite the search. The second most common reason, was to use the handguns to pistol whip any parents on the plane that isn’t being proactive enough in controlling their overactive whining child.