BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A Republican tide ripped the Senate away from Democrats Tuesday, giving the GOP full control of Congress and the power to pin down President Barack Obama during his last two years in office. After Vice President Joe Biden was informed that in House, the GOP won 246 seats, and is the largest majority since World War II, he blamed the losses on both the Germans and Japanese. He is now encouraging all democrats to meet him at Pearl Harbor to discuss some of their future options for a counterattack.