BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Oregon – Eighteen years after his near-complete skeletal remains were found along the bank of the Columbia River in eastern Washington, Kennewick Man is finally telling his 9,000-year-old story, and his purpose for coming here.The prehistoric man’s bones have yielded clues about his diet and lineage, convincing forensic anthropologist Doug Owsley of the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History that he was an immigrant who had come a long way before his death. But one of the most fascinating findings of this “caveman” according to Owsley, were some of the clothes made out of animals skins near the skeleton, that had in one of the pockets, some business cards for Geico Insurance.