BREAKING NEWS – Fort Lauderdale, Florida – According to travel site Hopper, America’s worst airports for winter travel, are Fort Lauderdale, Denver, Newark, and don’t even think about flying through Chicago’s O’Hare. Hopper analyzed its flight data information as well as delay statistics from the Bureau of Transportation Statistics. They said that Denver which legalized marijuana, has a growing amount of glossy-eyed passengers that aren’t even sure they’re at an airport. Newark’s most predictable problem, is travelers from other states find it difficult to adjust to the smell of New Jersey. Hopper explained that even though there are fewer people at the terminal in Fort Lauderdale, since the retirement state has so many slow moving rickety citizens, the lines always move at a snail’s pace. And security at Chicago’s O’Hare is less than stellar, because the majority of their guards have to be constantly carrying buckets of warm water to suppress the seasonal crime spree in the airport from snowman gangs.