BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The shortest man ever, Chandra Bahadur Dangi, meets the world’s tallest man, Sultan Kosen, for the first time. Dangi, of Nepal, measures 21.5 inches tall while Kosen, of Turkey, measures 8 feet, 3 inches. The two met as part of the 10th annual Guinness World Record Day celebrations. Unfortunately, Dangi is currently in critical condition at a London hospital after Kosen who is a devout football fan, punted him nearly 65 yards. Pending criminal charges, the Chicago Bears are considering letting him try out at spring training next year.