BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An unlikely ally has emerged to vigorously defend Bill Cosby, the ACLU. They say that the way he has been treated by the press shows, their glaring bigotry and intolerance toward closet serial rapists. The ACLU explained that “even though what Mr. Cosby did was unacceptable by the standards of mainstream America, we should not be critical of anyone who has chosen a unique hobby, such as skydiving, mountain climbing, or drink spiking.”