BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Looks like Coca-Cola’s first foray into milk has turned a little sour. After facing backlash for new ads that featured barely dressed women, the beverage giant is abandoning an ad campaign for its latest beverage product. A spokesman for Coca-Cola’s marketing stated that this idea was much better that their second choice, which was to have images of semi-nude cows wearing sex underwear and no bra.