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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – Under imtense pressure, a defiant President Hosni Mubarak reluctantly steps down. He angrily stated that he plans on suing the Egyptian government on “Judge Judy”, because he was evicted without being given the proper 30 day notice.