BREAKING NEWS – Mitrovica, Kosovo – A Kosovar who claims to be the modern reincarnation of the genocidal Nazi leader Adolph Hiler who plunged the free world into world war, has been walking around his hometown of Mitrovica imitating the late dictator’s outward appearance. According to the Daily Mirror, Emin Djinovci charges tourists money to have their picture taken with him. Just to add a bit of authenticity to the stunt, Djinovci carries around a copy of Hitler’s manifesto, Mein Kampf. Jews living in the community are stating that if he wants to advance his career, he should try to be more like Hitler by wetting his pants every time someone says the U.S. forces are approaching Berlin. They also suggested to add more reality to his impersonation, that he should swallow a “fast acting” cyanide capsule, and put a loaded gun to his temple before the pill takes affect.