BREAKING NEWS – New Haven, Connecticut – According to the Anthropology Department at Yale University, people on this planet are getting uglier at an alarming rate. They predict that around 150 to 200 years from now, beauty contests will be banned because the average person will simply look too gruesome. Yale also added, that homely and nerdy people today, will be considered extremely physically desirable in couple if centuries, and that will be as good as it gets.