BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson is now calling for a nationwide boycott against all U.S. based airlines. He explained that because blacks were brought to America against their will nearly three centuries ago, and back then could not travel without papers, that today “all blacks should be able to fly… for free, as a form of restitution”. Jackson is also demanding that the FAA stop referring to the flight recorder as the “black box”, because it indirectly implies that African-Americans are somehow responsible for plane crashes.