BREAKING NEWS – Orange County, Florida – Due to the agenda by Common Core, 23 elementary schools in Orange County, Florida, have been reducing recess to minutes per day or canceling it all together, so that students spend more time in the classroom. David Coleman who is the architect of Common Core, explained that “Recess regularly burns a lot of energy for most kids, except the introverted ones that are self-conscious about being overweight. By keeping everyone in the classroom studying being less mobile, everyone jointly packs on pounds at the same rate, thus eliminating feelings of inadequacy. The kids will collectively become portly, but considerably more intelligent.”