BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Distraught over the fact that she was over 40 and still hadn’t found a husband, Yasmin Eleby decided to marry herself. She explained that every little girl in America grows up fantasizing about the big day… the day she will get married to her prince in shining armor… the day she becomes a wife with a big ring on her finger. Complete with singers, a band, a gorgeous candlelight ceremony and a white cake to match, Yasmine promised to love and honor… herself. She said a lot of her friends and family members thought she was crazy, so just in case the marriage didn’t last, she took the precaution of signing a pre-nup.