BREAKING NEWS – Aberdeen, Scotland – The oldest living woman in Scotland — 109 — says the secret to her longevity is this: Eat your porridge and avoid men. Centenarian Jessie Gallan, who never married, was born in a tiny two-room farm cottage where she slept “top-to-tail” with her five sisters and a brother on a straw mattress, reported The Daily Mail. Gallan told the newspaper that her “secret to a long life has been staying away from men. They’re just more trouble than they’re worth.” She noted that she also “made sure that I got plenty of exercise, eat a nice warm bowl of porridge every morning and have never gotten married.” Last year she decided that she wanted to go on a date with a man just to see what it as like, but insisted that he had to be older than she is. However when she went to Cairo to satisfy her curiosity, the Egyptian government would not allow her to interact with any mummies.