BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Film director Michael Moore continues his attack on the film “American Sniper”, this time invoking Jesus. He said in a very sarcastic tweet, “What Would Jesus Do? Oh, I know what he’d do — hide on top of a roof and shoot people in the back!” Theologians responded by saying that not only does he know very little about the bible, but if Moore was around and first in line when Jesus fed over 5000 people and was allowed to eat until he was full, the other people would have walked home, still hungry.