BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Bill Cosby’s attorney initially stated that the legendary comedian planned on suing internet dating giant “Match.com” for removing him from their members. The CEO of Match.com Sam Yagan explained that “women were leaving the group daily by the thousands when they found out that Mr. Cosby was lurking on our website, and it was a simple business decision”. Cosby’s attorney reluctantly acknowledged that his client was “extremely creepy”, and promised that he would not sue, if they helped Bill set up an account on Craigslist.