BREAKING NEWS – Montecito, California – From his beachfront property on the west coast, former Vice President Al Gore said he is outraged over the “ridiculous allegations” that New England is currently experiencing snowstorms with bone-chilling blasts of cold. A blizzard warning was in effect for coastal communities from Rhode Island to Maine into Monday; with lows of minus-10 degrees. Gore said his reliable sources have told him that the weather is actually in the upper 80’s, and he’s seen images of people barbecuing in their backyards, and kids playfully splashing in above ground swimming pools. He angrily explained that he is “sick and tired of this massive fraud”. And if he had the power, he would haul everyone in the New England states into court to testify under oath, because according to him, “This is the only way to get these global warming deniers to give an honest account of the current weather from those liars living in those tiny states!”