BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An article featured in the left-leaning news outlet Mother Jones this week declares the act of eating three meals a day to be racist. In a piece entitled, “Why You Should Stop Eating Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner,” writer Kiera Butler asserts that strict adherence to mealtimes is not only “anti-science,” but “racist” as well. She also encouraged blacks to embrace their African heritage by hunting daily, and to stop buying food from grocery stores. Butler further explained, that “because we blacks were forcibly brought to America, we should be allowed to regularly stalk our prey at zoos as well as privately owned farms. Hopefully, if we all did this, it would be an indirect boycott of Wal-Mart, and will hopefully bring that white owned company to its knees.“