BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA has given the world another glimpse of its revolutionary flying saucer technology, which will play a crucial role in future Mars missions. The 15-foot wide, 7,000-pound test vehicle underwent a “spin test” on a table at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif. during a live broadcast Tuesday, ABC News reports. According to administrator Charles Bolden, “The primary objective is to send a flying to saucer to Mars briefly, hopefully to be seen by a few inhabitants there, and let them see how it feels to look like idiots or delusional, when they try to tell their neighbors exactly what they saw.”