BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. –The Pentagon has announced that F-35 pilots will soon be wearing $400,000 helmets that can literally see through the plane. Pilots who climb into the cockpit of the F-35 stealth fighter to fly the costliest military plane ever built, will be wearing a helmet straight out of a science fiction movie. An unnamed employee from Rockwell Collins that designed the high tech device, said his inspiration was the countless amount of restraining orders filed against him by women that accused him of stalking, and his numerous arrests for trespassing after admitting that he has been diagnosed as a “peeping tom”.