BREAKING NEWS – Plano, Texas – Pizza Hut’s revamped ‘Flavor of Now’ menu not boosting sales. Last week, Pizza Hut’s largest franchisee, NPC International, reported a 3.5 percent decline in sales compared to the same period last year, reports Entrepreneur. With unusual crusts like pretzel bread, trendy sauce offerings like Sriracha, and new modern packaging, is being cited by NPC International as partially responsible for decline. CEO Greg Creed, explained that “Men watching sports at home are our most reliable customers, but lately, most of these drunken fat slobs are simply making healthier choices.”