BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – California Governor Jerry Brown (D) appeared on ABC’s “This Week” program, making what can be described as nothing less than Orwellian statements regarding emergency measures to be enacted by the state to combat potential water shortages. Residents will now be fined $500 a day for taking long showers. “This executive order is done under emergency power. It has the force of law,” Brown said. However many people in the Golden State are questioning his true motives. They are accusing him of trying to increase profits to some of the biggest donors in his past election campaign, which happened to be deodorant manufacturers.