BREAKING NEWS – Rogersville, Tennessee – Meat dating back to 2009 was reportedly served to students in Hawkins County that had been frozen and then thawed, according to WCYB. “I’m disappointed the school system let this happen,” Hawkins County Commissioner Michael Herrell told the station. “Plus, we are currently investigating the unsolved disappearance of two school bullies that mysteriously vanished 6 years ago.” WCYB also reported that several dorky kids that were constantly being picked on at that time by the missing bullies, have now retained attorneys.