BREAKING NEWS – Kos, Greece – A Grecian man standing on the shore was beaten to death by Syrian refugees who were adrift on a dinghy off the coast of the Greek island of Kos that were fleeing war and poverty. They apparently took him serious when he jokingly shouted to them that they had to go back unless all of the passengers were wearing life preservers, and they had a receipt for the dinghy to prove that it wasn’t stolen. According to his family and hospital staff, shortly before he died he mumbled, “Those freakin’ Syrians have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever!”