BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – California is entering the fourth year of a record-breaking drought creating an extremely parched landscape. Governor Jerry Brown declared a drought State of Emergency in January 2015 and imposed strict conservation measures statewide. Scientists are sharply divided over the cause of the drought, with half believing it’s a natural occurrence in the earth’s cycle, while the other half feel certain that because of the rampant non-judgmental immorality of California, they are more than likely geographically closer to hell.