BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – A stunning new photo shows a stellar explosion that first lit up Earth’s skies more than a century ago. The image, taken by NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory, depicts GK Persei, that first appeared in the night sky in 1901. Scientists aimed Chandra at GK Persei in February 2000 and then again in November 2013, measuring the brightness and temperature of the expanding debris both times. At first NASA assumed it was a mini-supernova, but after closer examination, they now believe the massive accidental explosion was created some idiot space aliens from an advanced civilization working in a home made crystal-meth lab.