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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – While speaking at St. Peter’s Square, Pope Francis I says he understands the growing suggestion that he wears clothes that are more contemporary. But he still maintains that no matter how many “hints” are tossed his way, he still refuses to put a bib on his yarmulke.