BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The acting head of the Transportation Security Administration Melvin Carraway, was reassigned late Monday after an inspector general’s report revealed that undercover agents were able to sneak fake explosives and banned weapons through checkpoints as part of an investigation that revealed a massive, system-wide security failure at America’s airports. Some of the most glaring security violations that the TSA agents overlooked, were undercover agents sneaking in bombs with a timer that was ticking loudly, a 1920’s machine gun fully loaded, and a man passing a check point praying loudly with a middle eastern accent, while carrying two lit sticks of dynamite.