BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Frontier Airlines announced on Tuesday how it plans to cram even more passengers onto its planes by allowing people to use the floor in the aisles for additional seating. “This announcement paves the way for us to grow, helping us build a strong foundation for the future,” Frontier president Barry Biffle said in the announcement. “The floor will be used for people that are into yoga that want to meditate, pregnant women that want to practice the Lamaze method, and a place for drunks to sleep during the flight, before they stagger off the plane smelling like salted peanuts and vomit.