BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and group of automakers and industry suppliers are trying to engineer drunk driving out of existence, and have drunk driver-proof cars on sale by 2020. The goal is to create a passive, factory installed system that can determine if the person sitting in the driver’s seat is intoxicated without requiring them to breathe into an interlock device. If the person is deemed intoxicated, then the car will not start. If the continue to try to start the car, using the same technology as an airbag, a fist comes through the steering wheel knocking the driver unconscious. The same fist is also activated when the car is stolen, increasing the velocity of the facial impact ten fold wearing some brass knuckles, and then deploying the necessary body bag.