BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Because the Spokane chapter of the NAACP decided to keep Rachel Dolezal, after she committed fraud by telling them she was black even though she’s Caucasian, Jesse Jackson said he may end up suing the KKK for employment discrimination. He said he plans on submitting his résumé to the white supremacist organization requesting a position as a public relations manager. Jackson said he is going to demand a six figure income, a decent health plan, and for protection from his co-workers, a bullet proof company car.